20 Absolutely Hilarious Line Deliveries In TV Shows And Movies

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"So what, no f—ing ziti now?"

In the interest of having fun, I've decided to put together 20 movie lines I find hilarious. Now, I do not claim that these are the funniest lines, ever; they are just 20 funny lines. I love them. Please enjoy:

Touchstone Pictures, Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures

2. This line from Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975):

6. This line from The Office:

Jenna Fischer, holding a microphone, speaks with a pensive expression in a dimly lit setting. Text reads, "I feel God in this Chili's tonight."

8. This line from A Fish Called Wanda (1988):

Metro Goldwyn-Mayer, United International Pictures

Honorable mention: every time Kevin Kline says "Don't call me STUPID!"

9. "Biggus Dickus":

"Biggus Dickus?"

10. This line in Love Actually (2003):

11. This line...

A hand holding a door knocker in a dark, eerie setting with vines on the door

...from Young Frankenstein (1974):

12. Sméagol saying this immediately after an angry rant that Sam would accuse him of sneaking in The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003):

13. This line from Pirates of the Caribbean (2003):

Captain Barbossa from Pirates of the Caribbean saying, "I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request." Followed by, "Means 'No.'"

14. This scene from Superbad (2007):

15. This scene between Elaine and her boyfriend Puddy on Seinfeld:

18. This scene in The King's Speech (2010), when King George says his physicians tell him smoking is good for you:

Three panels show a scene with Geoffrey Rush and Colin Firth. Geoffrey's lines read: "They're idiots." and "Makes it official, then." Colin's middle line reads: "They've all been knighted."

19. Bridget quitting her job in Bridget Jones's Diary (2001):

20. And finally, this line from Blazing Saddles (1974):

I hope you laughed at these! If you find this list lacking and have even funnier lines, do tell in the comments below. It'll be a blast reading them.

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