"Grandma Accused Us Of Being Devil Worshippers" — 16 Movies That You Really, Really Shouldn't Watch With Your Family

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"I remember my mum trying to cover my eyes."

1. Fifty Shades of Grey

Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan, in a close, emotional moment from "Fifty Shades of Grey." Jamie's hand is on Dakota's face as they gaze into each other's eyes

Universal Pictures

"Nothing like awkwardly sitting through a BDSM scene with your parents." 

u/draftyprincess

2. American Pie

Jason Biggs stands in a kitchen, looking surprised, wearing a patterned short-sleeved shirt. He is touching a freshly baked pie on the counter

Summit Entertainment

"My little sister had our grandpa take her to watch it when she was a young teen. Awkward as hell for the both of them." 

u/goody82

3. Poor Things

Emma Stone as Cruella de Vil in a dramatic scene from the film "Cruella," wearing an extravagant yellow ruffled garment

Searchlight Pictures

"I took my grandmother to see it. It’s a fantastic film but definitely not something to take a casual hallmark-movie-watcher into blindly."

u/rws531

"Yeah, it goes from 0-60 in like .5 seconds." 

u/demalo

4. A Serbian Film

A young girl dressed as Alice from Alice in Wonderland sits alone on a chair in a dimly lit room with a checkered floor

Unearthed Films

5. Sausage Party

 Brenda, Frank, Sammy Bagel Jr., and Lavash

Sony Pictures Releasing

u/PlayStationPepe

"My religious grandpa and uncle took my little sister to see this one when she was a tween because it looked like a fun kids movie. Needless to say it was an awkward drive home." 

u/laggyboobs

6. Saltburn

A person wearing a striped shirt is seen in conversation, partially obscured by smoke, in a still from a TV show or movie

Warner Bros. Pictures

u/IcicleBoner

"That was the first movie I watched with my dad in about ten years, obviously not knowing anything about it. It was kinda funny tbh but I’m gonna be sure to do at least some research the next time I suggest a movie."  

u/National-Dark-5924

7. The Wolf of Wall Street

Leonardo DiCaprio and Jonah Hill in suits, smiling and embracing, with a blurred person in the background, likely from a scene in a movie

Paramount Pictures

8. Requiem for a Dream

Jared Leto and Jennifer Connelly lie on the ground, heads touching, in a scene from the movie "Requiem for a Dream."

Summit Entertainment

u/speekuvtheddevil

"My wife told me a story of watching this with her grandma and aunts and uncles when she was around 13 or 14. She had recommended it as something to watch too as one of her friends told her it was good..."  

u/flermo

9. Borat

Sacha Baron Cohen as Borat, dressed in a light suit, walks through a village joyfully surrounded by townspeople. Scene from the film "Borat."

20th Century Fox

"I learned the hard way when me and my cousin were kids and my mum thought it was a kid's movie." 

u/happygarlicbread

10. Team America: World Police

 World Police" stands in a cobbled street holding a gun with a serious expression. Paris landscape in background

Paramount Pictures

"I watched it while my elderly aunt was in town. The only parts of the movie she came into the room for was the vomit scene and puppet sex, of course."

u/linuxphoney

"I remember watching this with my parents. They are only fluent in Spanish but were dying at the sex scene. I remember my mum trying to cover my eyes but also hearing her laughing nonstop."  

u/palucha66

12. Me, Myself & Irene

Jim Carrey and Renée Zellweger in an intense scene, facing each other across a table with drinks on it

20th Century Fox

I watched this back when it was in theatres with my grandpa, I was 14ish at the time, he was in his 60s. We went to see it together because we figured it was Jim Carrey and therefore would be age appropriate. It was not appropriate, to put it lightly."

u/Harkenia_

13. From Dusk till Dawn

George Clooney pointing a gun while wearing a suit in a scene from the movie "From Dusk Till Dawn."

Miramax Films

"I remember grandpa rented it on VHS from Blockbuster. Once Salma came out dancing with the snake around her neck my grandma lost her sh*t and accused us of being devil worshippers."

u/Mo-Function

14. Kids

A group of young people, including Justin Pierce and Leo Fitzpatrick, sitting and standing in casual clothing, having a conversation outdoors

Shining Excalibur Films

u/Quijanoth

"I read about it in Newsweek (because I was 13 and the biggest nerd in the universe) and was mentally cringing the whole time, because I was sitting next to my parents while reading it."  

u/midnightsunofabitch

15. Caligula

A young woman in a light dress stands closely with a man in a Roman-style outfit who gazes at her intently. The scene appears from a historical or fantasy movie

Analysis Film Releasing Corporation

16. The Human Centipede

A person in a white buttoned coat and dark sunglasses stands in front of a house holding a pen-like object, under a backdrop of trees

IFC Films

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