Listen, I'm sure that Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom have a lovely marriage (he does the dishes, she offers sexual favors). Being at an awards show sounds stressful, as does having every moment of your life over-analysed.
Saying that! When Katy took to the VMA stage as part of her Video Vanguard performance (after she was introduced by her husband), every time the camera panned to Orlando for his reaction, it was...something.
Exhibit A) When Katy and Doechii gay-chickened each other on stage, the camera cut to Orlando...
...Who looked mildly concerned at best. At least, before realizing the camera was on him.
Later in the mashup, Katy slid down the stage during "California Gurls"...
...Which prompted another squint of confusion.
On the plus side, the two gave a lovely embrace following the performance: