Katie Maloney's Mom Telling Raquel To "Shut Up" And Other Things That Made My Jaw Drop Open On This Week's "Vanderpump Rules"

Tom Sandoval then says, "Ariana, when's the last time you've gone to the store and bought paper towels and toilet paper? There's pens in the drawer, there's batteries in the drawer because I do that. You don't go out of your way to do things for me." IS THIS MAN FUCKING FOR REAL? Like you're really going to throw buying paper towels in her face while you're actively sleeping with Raquel you little rat????????  

He then says it seems like she doesn't like him, and Schwartz agrees and says he "needs to address it." Instead of addressing it, though, he had already decided to begin (what would become) a MONTHS-LONG AFFAIR WITH HER FUCKING FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Also let's talk about how funny it is that Tom Schwartz feels emboldened to give anyone relationship advice. Save it for when you have a relationship with a woman who feels respected and loved by you. Which I am guessing will be....never!

Sandoval is also upset because "he can count on less than a hand in their nine years together when Ariana has told him that he's right." MAYBE, just maybe, you aren't actually right that often??? Did he ever consider that???? Of course not.