Tom Schwartz On "Vanderpump Rules" Has Honestly Always Been The Worst. Let's Review.

When Schwartz is first accused of sleeping with a woman (WHO WAS NOT KATIE!) in Las Vegas, he only owned up to “making out” with her. And that was only AFTER Jax blew his cover and Tom Schwartz knew it would be a storyline on the show. In Season 3, when Jax "accidentally" let Kristen see his phone with texts about Tom Schwartz hooking up with a girl in Vegas, Schwartz finds out and pulls Katie to the side to tell her by saying, "There's something I want to get off my chest that I should have told you a long time ago. You know the whole Vegas thing? I wasn't completely honest about what happened entirely." Yeah, NO SHIT. He continues, "I snuck off and went to an after-party, and I actually did, like, make out with that girl. And it was sleazy, and it was gross. I was shit-faced. I didn't even really remember. I had to call her the next day, and I said, 'Did anything happen? I have a girlfriend,' and she was like, 'No, you were fine, we just made out, not a big deal.'" Sounds like a big deal to me, actually! 

Later, in Season 5, he gets drunk when they’re in New Orleans, and he’s once again confronted about this alleged Vegas hookup. This time, it seems like he slips up and admits to doing more than making out. Katie says, “You f***ed that girl in Vegas," to which Schwartz replies, “Yeah, and you’re a bitch." Literally the nicest guy around!